I asked Tim when I could start adding poses last Friday. He suggested I do Pasasana today. So I did. Twice.
I need to eat less.
Monday, September 23, 2013
Friday, September 13, 2013
How To Be A Hotshot Yoga Teacher
How to be a hotshot yoga teacher:
1.) Be hot. Wear booty shorts and/or a sexy top.
2.) Teach flattering asanas - that are easy but look hard.
3.) Make lots of instructional youtube videos. Don't worry if you can't actually do the pose you're attempting to teach correctly.
4.) Write a blog, preferably on Elephant Journal, wherein you convince your readership that you are happier, better adjusted, prettier, and generally a superior specimen of the human race compared to them. This is best done via new-age platitudes.
5.) Refer, excessively, to yourself as 'a yoga teacher' or a 'teacher'. Extra points if you also market yourself as a life coach.
Voila!
1.) Be hot. Wear booty shorts and/or a sexy top.
2.) Teach flattering asanas - that are easy but look hard.
3.) Make lots of instructional youtube videos. Don't worry if you can't actually do the pose you're attempting to teach correctly.
4.) Write a blog, preferably on Elephant Journal, wherein you convince your readership that you are happier, better adjusted, prettier, and generally a superior specimen of the human race compared to them. This is best done via new-age platitudes.
5.) Refer, excessively, to yourself as 'a yoga teacher' or a 'teacher'. Extra points if you also market yourself as a life coach.
Voila!
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