Sunday, December 18, 2011

The Ashtangi Diet

1.) vegetarian - because it's totally Indian, and yoga is Indian, and Indian!

2.) 'paleo' - because human evolution ended six thousand years ago, grains must be evil! All meat, all the time. (aka The Bacon Diet). CrossFit-induced.

3.) omni ('I hate cooking. And like restaurants!')- often accompanied by vaguely self-image-loathing blog posts. Sometimes linked to strange 'Yoga didn't make me skinny!' rants.

4.) not enough - aka anorexic? Honey, eat a damn sandwich, pasasana be damned!

5.) Vegan - see #4.

Heh. I gained twelve pounds (hint: not fat) on a biologically vegan diet after committing to a daily practice.

6.) my personal invention: The Mari D Diet. Consists of leafy greens, quinoa, and tempeh. I'm going to choose to ignore the six berry/banana pancakes I just inhaled. Mari D is going to be spectacular tomorrow, dammit.

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